From the Consumerist:
Roy and his friends have from Austin, TX just joined the Brewskeeball skee-ball league and are having trouble locating a used one they to buy so they can practice without stuffing token after token in the ol concentric-ringed bandit.
Just when I think I’ve heard it all… though, this would probably be cheaper and more space-efficient that having your own bowling alley. And hey, anybody got a used Whack-a-Mole for sale?